Archive for January, 2009

regarding fat britons

January 26, 2009

CALL ME A KNOB, RIGHT

it’s kinda like “sup”

January 26, 2009

we could be ponies

better than quinoa.

January 22, 2009

i accidentally bought 3 lbs of beef for myself the other day

i mean like “jolly”

January 21, 2009

i'm honking because i'm a goose

crunklestiltskin

January 21, 2009

that's how i roll

step one is you don’t talk about it

January 20, 2009

it's only temporary

the theory of the moebius

January 20, 2009

i don't get it, either

oh my effin’ god

January 16, 2009

for fuck's sake

it’s not what you think

January 13, 2009

it exploded in my bag, ok?

rinse out

January 7, 2009

i kneel in the steam and pretend i'm in a tropical rainforest